Monthly Archives: April 2019

Episode 20: Woods of Ypres

Reid and Robert discuss Woods of Ypres.  Reid is not impressed. Robert’s heart is broken. They both like Rilo Kiley,

Topics discussed:  Butterflies, sobriety, Woods of Ypres, Tiger Woods, James Woods, bomb cyclones, Fargo, South Dakota, Finland, Eluveitie, Demifiend, Voidrot, local shows, bad sound mixing, Slayer, Testament, Anthrax, Behemoth, Lamb of God, Thrallfrost, Staind, Korn, Goth, Doom, Post-Grunge, Canada, David Gold, South Korea, Kuwait, Juno Awards, “Mt. Pleasant Cemetery”, Black Metal, “Everything I Touch Turns to Gold (Then Coal)”, toxic masculinity, Pinkerton, Weezer, Bauhaus, Paradise Lost, Milton, The Cure, Iced Earth, Kurt Cobain, Nirvana, Stone Temple Pilots, Pearl Jam, Eddie Vedder, Scott Stapp, Bono, Peter Steele, Type O Negative, Opeth, Jazz Fusion, Celine Dion, Jason Segel, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Dracula, “Lightning and Snow”, Glenn Gould, Avril Lavigne, Nickelback, Chad Kroeger, Days of the New, Alice In Chains, Rilo Kiley, Star Trek, Star Wars, Jenny Lewis, The Golden Girls, Fred Savage, The Wizard, Nintendo, depression, Grey’s Anatomy, Devin Townsend, Varg, North Dakota Gay, Goat Thrower, “Sastruga”, Necrot, Cannibal Corpse, spreadsheets, Gorgatron, Green Jello, Merle Allin, The Necrosexual, Venom, Gorgoroth, The Beach Boys, Brian Johnston, Mike Love, Soulfly, Sepaltura, Carnivore, Peter Steele, Type O Negative, Playgirl, “Cinnamon Girl”, and learning lessons the hard way.

Woods of Ypres, “Everything I Touch Turns to Gold (Then to Coal)” (Live)

Woods of Ypres, “Lightning and Snow)

Rilo Kiley, “A Better Son/Daughter” (Live)

Episode 19: Beyond Creation

Reid and Robert discuss Beyond Creation.  Our submission songs are less than desirable.

Topics discussed: Man jeans, Beyond Creation, Bed Bath and Beyond, chinos, Beyond Beef, Blood Bath and Beyond, GWAR, Devin Townsend, Empath, mental illness, “Deadhead”, “Souls Will Collide”, “Hear Me”, Strapping Young Lad, “Singularity”, Nietzsche, Buddhism, The Beatles, Acid, The Doors, Hellhammer, Ringo Starr, Canada, virtuosic bass, nerds, Jaco Pastorius, Flea, Monkey, Peanut, 311, pot smoking teenagers, Tech Death, Prog, Gojira, Juno Awards, Mastodon, Metallica, Jethro Tull, Mario Bros., slap bass, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, There’s Something About Mary, Jonathan Richman, “Not So Much to Be Loved as to Love”, Heavy Metal Dating, Tinder, Antimozdebeast, scrambled porn, Nine Inch Nails, Walkman, MC Escher, Second Hand Arms Dealer, Bristol, disappointment, Woods of Ypres, wallowing in depression, Weezer, “Hashpipe”, and resignation.

Beyond Creation, “Omnipresent Perception”

Beyond Creation, “Earthborn Evolution”

Jonathan Richman, “Not So Much To Be Loved As To Love”

Episode 18: Fleshgod Apocalypse

Reid and Robert discuss Fleshgod Apocalypse. Reid rants about The Dirt and loves Klaus Nomi.

Topics Discussed: Whitney Houston, Fleshgod Apocalypse, The Fresh Prince, Fairies, Werewolves, death, Existentialism, Mr. Ed, Schindler’s List, the Holocaust, Varg, Hour of Penance, The Agony, Francesco Paoli, Sick Drummer, Gojira, King Diamond, The King, Labyrinth, opera, Death Metal, Tech Death, “The Violation”,Eluvietei, Hurdy Gurdy, Victorian Zombies, Gatorade, Classical Music, Country Music, “Fishin’ In the Dark”, Hellhammer, “Chainsaw Gutfuck”, Chaikovsky, Beethoven, Bach, Mozart, Pachelbel’s Canon, Chopin, Hyden, Buckcherry, Hypocrisy, “Sugar”, Behemoth, Tibetan Throat Singing, Gregorain Chant, “Paramour”, The Dirt, Vince Neil, Nic Cage, Tommy Lee, Mick Mars, Weekend At Bernie’s, Game of Thrones, Machine Gun Kelly, Motley Crue, Nikki Sixx, Sprockets, Klaus Nomi, New Wave, David Bowie, Saturday Night Live, Tiny Tim, “Nomi Song”, Celine Dion, KFC, “Power of Love”, Mrs. Butterworth, Goat Thrower, Stevie Nicks, Beyond Creation, “Omnipresent Perception”, bassists, Primus, “Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver”, bass solos, “Hammer Smashed Face”, and having sex on Reid Messerschmidt Gets Metal with Robert Piller branded pillows.

Fleshgod Apocalypse, “The Violation”

Fleshgod Apocalypse, “Sugar”

Klaus Nomi, “Nomi Song”

Episode 17: Gojira

Reid and Robert discuss Gojira and get sultry with Serge Gainsbourg.

Topics discussed: American Idol, Gojira, She-Ra, Shakira, Hell’s Kitchen, Master Chef, Chef Gordon Ramsay, Lionel Richie, Katy Perry, Christina Aguilera, Luke Bryan, Blake Shelton, Daughtry, McDonald’s, eating meat, Travis Ryan, environmentalism, Sea Shepherd Conservation Society, Devin Townsend, Slayer, Behemoth, Avenged 7Fold, Volebeat, the Swedish Chef, Ska, Rockabilly, Hot Topic, Death Metal, Meshuggah, Mastodon, Magma, Eluveitie, Eddie Vedder, Loudwire, “The Heaviest Matter of the Universe”, From Mars to Sirius, Black Metal, Mayhem, Hellhammer, France, The Way of All Flesh, Godzilla, The Kinks, Oasis, Murder Junkies, GG Allin, Merle Allin, Sepultura, Pantera, Skelotonwitch, Cannibal Corpse, cleanliness, musician smells, Prince, Michael Jackson, “The Art of Dying”, The Way of All Flesh, Metallica, Existentialism, Prog, Dark Tranquility, Cattle Decapitation, Serge Gainsbourg, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Whitney Houston, Jane Birkin, “Rocket Queen” by Guns n’ Roses, Steven Adler, Appetite for Destruction, sex noises, “J’et aime . . . moi non plus”, Andrea Bocelli, Brigitte Bardot, Miley Cyrus, Growing Pains, “Wrecking Ball”, Mark Cuban, Sharon Osbourne, Chronic Trigger, Utah, Mormons, “Cats On Cocaine”, Iron Maiden, Buckcherry, Frankenstein, Fleshgod Apocalypse, “The Violation”, Agony, and Hulk Hogan impersonations.

Gojira, “The Heaviest Matter In the Universe” (Live)

Gojira, “The Art of Dying” (Live)

Serge Gainsbourg and Jane Birkin, “J’et aime . . . moi non plus”

Chronic Trigger, “Cats On Cocaine”

Episode 16: Brujeria

Reid and Robert discuss Brujeria and the Cannibal Corpse concert they attended. Reid wrote the lyrics to a song.

Topics discussed: My So Called Life, Emo, Brujeria, Minneapolis, Cannibal Corpse, Necrot, Morbid Angel, Fargo, Demifiend, Gorgotron, Death, mic’d box fans, Instagram, Corpsegrinder, World of Warcraft, Target, “Hammer Smashed Face”, “I Cum Blood”, pits, kick-lines, South Park, bro contingents, Jake Gyllenhaal, Methamphetamine, deviated septum, Murder Junkies, Merle Allin, GG Allin, Wes Manspeaker, Green Jello, “Three Little Pigs”, Maximum Carnage, Chapelle Show, Sepultera, Soulfly, Max Cavalera, Juan Brujo, Fear Factory, Carcass, Napalm Death, Shane Embury, Tijuana, Satan, marijuana, cocaine, Trump, “Macarena”, The Jerky Boys, Grindcore, “Matando Gueros”, Eddie, Ska, Devin Townsend, Strapping Young Lad, “Genesis”, Walk Hard, Maynard Keenan, Ghost, “Raza Odiada (Pito Wilson)”, Peter Wilson, Yo La Tengo, New Jersey, . . . And Then Nothing Turned Itself Inside Out, “Our Way to Fall”, Dick Dale, Black Metal, Frankenstein, Dracula, “Trans-Dracula Blues”, White Zombie, Bernie Taupin, Elton John, The Beach Boys, 1349, Darkthrone, Taake, Bob Dylan, Weird Al, Gojira, From Mars To Sirius, “The Heaviest Matter In the Universe”, Meshuggah, MTV Unplugged, and more “Trans-Dracula Blues”.

Brujeria, “Matando Gueros” (Live)

Brujeria, “Raza Odiada (Pito Wilson)”

Yo La Tengo, “Our Way to Fall”

Ollie Kubasik, “Trans-Dracula Blues”

Ollie Kubasik, “Trans-Dracula Blues (Lullaby Version)”